Are you a Farmville cutie pie, Mafia Wars tough-guy or Facebook hug champion?
Do you send hugs to your pals and feel a tinge when they don’t reciprocate with the warm fuzzies?
You may want to navigate away because I’m about to be a tad insensitive…
Farmville …
If you ask me to help, your plants will wither and die, and the cute calf will turn to veal (it’s like magic… but tastes great!) and your barn will fall down.
Mafia Wars …
Although I’m a former Marine who loves a good fight… can’t help ya other than to say “control your breathing, aim for center mass, and doubl- tap.”
For goodness sake, look at the following pic and see how Mr. Mafioso is squeezing the trigger… his aim is whacked and he probably has no finesse to the squeeze.
Bad form, paisano!
Hugs, warm fuzzies, etc…
I’ve got work to do, but when we meet in person, you’ll get a genuine, warm hug and smile 
But for god sakes, some people need to get a life.
I suggest skydiving!
Now when there’s an app for that, I’m off the fence and all my friends are invited!
Chris
